Thursday, July 11, 2013

On Shrader the Supreme Butthole of the Universe

John Shrader is the Supreme Butthole of the Universe™. He is lazy and sanctimonius and has grand dreams of conning people from their hard earned money to support his African missions. So far he has bought a plane, xerox machines (from a man pledging to work OT for a year) and apparently an accordion. All these things will be used to preach at the Zambian people. This, according to Shrader, Supreme Butthole of the Universe™, is preferable to actually helping them with food, water, education... But what's infrastructure when you have a holy accordion? 

Sharon has a few things to say to Shrader, Supreme Butthole of the Universe™.



This is not the end of Sharon and Shrader, Supreme Butthole of the Universe™

Saturday, July 6, 2013

On Water Abortion

Facebook is full of "pro-life" pages that love to shame women with lies and faulty justifications. Sharon is similarly outraged.



Amen,™

Sharon

Thursday, July 4, 2013

On Jelly Fires

Sharon has a bone to pick with those lying liars at Sure Jell.




Amen,™
Sharon

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

On Buffet Fountains

Sharon has a bone to pick with Golden Corral buffet and their chocolate fountain. 



Monday, May 13, 2013

Chex "Mix"

Sharon IAmWhatISayIAmUnlikeYouMrMix Bailgoat has a bone to pick with the mix. 



Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Hair Cuttery

Sharon has a run in at the Hair Cuttery. 



Hair Cuttery is mildly concerned.