On Conservative Idiots

Some incredibly dumb stupidface made Sharon administrator of an idiotic conservative Facebook page. Sharon has been spreading the word to fans through hidden message posts. Now taking suggestions.

Until next time, Amen™

Ask Aunt Sharon 2.0

To have your question featured in the next installment of Ask Aunt Sharon, contact Sharon via Facebook or Email. All questions will remain anonymous so the world won't know what a godless slut you really are. Amen™

Q- Aunt Sharon, I was going to make some buffalo chicken dip for a party this weekend, do you have any suggestions of things to go with it?

A- Yes, yes. I know of the dip of which you speak. It is vile, putrid stuff. It could not be more sin laden if it was satan himself's vomit. You must not make this dip lest you perish. If you insist on defying the advice of Sharon, some toast rounds and crudities pair nicely. Don't say I didn't warn you.



Edit: This ungodly reader DID NOT follow the Godly advice of Sharon Bailgoat and bestowed the following dip upon the world. Thank you reader for sending a photo of your sinful dip. 

Until next time, Amen™

On Sharder's Wang

Unfortunate product placement version Shrader.

On Creepers

A random creeper PMs Sharon.

And let that be a lesson to all ungodly internet creeps. Get back to your work of posing for police "person of interest" sketches and get off an old lady's facebook. AMEN™

On Beggin' Strips

This quick cooking bacon (Beggin Strips) provided a disgusting and disastrous luncheon.

Shrader the Butthole

He just blathers on and on about his field trip to Africa. 

Shady boot camps sound like just the place for young children and infants! 

I wont rest until he answers about the holy accordion!

Ask Aunt Sharon 1.0

Hello and welcome to the first ever installment of Ask Aunt Sharon™I will be taking your questions on life, love, snack food and everything in between. Contact Sharon via Facebook or Email. All questions will remain anonymous so the world won't know what a godless slut you really are. Amen™

Q- Sister Sharon,  I am experiencing pain during intercourse due to a mesh sling erosion. HELP.

A- My dear, Thank you for your question, you have come to the right place. Pain during intercourse is normal. This "mesh sling erosion" of which you speak is God's way of punishing your sinning vagina. On the 8th day, when The Lord created the vagina, he created the mesh sin sling, designed to erode when a woman is a sinning fornicator (such as yourself.) And lo it was good. 

It is very important that you heed my advice: Marry this gentleman at once. Once you are legally married in the eyes of The Lord, this problem will resolve itself. Except the pain during intercourse part. That's normal. Amen™

Until next time, Amen™