Friday, July 26, 2013

On White Devils

Has Sharon mentioned that Shrader is the Supreme Butthole of the Universe™?? His long winded posts were left collapsed for brevity and sanity. It's basically blah blah blah I am bringing Jesus to the heathens. Also, I told them that their deceased loved ones are in hell because they believed the wrong form of Christianity. Luckily Shrader is here to save the day. And the souls. What a douche.

Head. so. far. up. own. ass. Also, what happened to the holy accordion?!?!

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

On Wasp Soup

Sharon doesn't care for the soup recipe that was posted on a family tips Facebook page.

If you were on Sharon's Facebook fan page you would have already seen this. Just sayin. Amen™

Saturday, July 13, 2013

On Orphans

                                                 One ridiculous turn deserves another. 


Thursday, July 11, 2013

Your mom likes Sharon!

Sharon Bailgoat is on the Facebooks. Like her page to get all the latest updates in outragery. 

On Shrader the Supreme Butthole of the Universe

John Shrader is the Supreme Butthole of the Universe™. He is lazy and sanctimonius and has grand dreams of conning people from their hard earned money to support his African missions. So far he has bought a plane, xerox machines (from a man pledging to work OT for a year) and apparently an accordion. All these things will be used to preach at the Zambian people. This, according to Shrader, Supreme Butthole of the Universe™, is preferable to actually helping them with food, water, education... But what's infrastructure when you have a holy accordion? 

Sharon has a few things to say to Shrader, Supreme Butthole of the Universe™.

This is not the end of Sharon and Shrader, Supreme Butthole of the Universe™

Saturday, July 6, 2013

On Water Abortion

Facebook is full of "pro-life" pages that love to shame women with lies and faulty justifications. Sharon is similarly outraged.



Thursday, July 4, 2013

On Jelly Fires

Sharon has a bone to pick with those lying liars at Sure Jell.